You know Keanu Reeves: star of the John Wick action franchise, iconic films like Point Break and Speed, and of course, 90% of the reason why we’re still obsessed with The Matrix.
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Like, even if you haven’t gotten in on the John Wick hype, you’ve definitely seen at least ONE of those movies. It’s basically required by law.
One would **think** that being on that level of Super Successful Action Movie Hunkiness = never having to worry about your love life again, or at least, being constantly besieged by other beautiful, successful people who want to date you.
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Disclaimer: I, as a very single and non-celeb person, may possibly be projecting here.
But as it turns out, our man Keanu is kind of lonely??
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Buckle up because I’m about to hit you with some breaking news, people.
In an interview from earlier this week with Malaysia’s Star2.com, the question “What does love mean to you?” came up, and his response will UNBRAID you:
“You mean romantic love? You know, I’m the lonely guy. I don’t have anyone in my life. But if it does occur, I would respect and love the other person; hopefully it’ll happen for me.”
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Later in the interview, he also talked about being a bit of a homebody, and listen I have never checked to see if anyone’s DMs were open faster in my life:
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“My days are pretty normal. Of course there’s the tourist vans, they visit everybody’s homes. I come out in the morning and get my newspaper, and you’ll see them.
Sometimes you feel like an animal in a cage. But in Los Angeles, no one cares.
There’re definitely paparazzi chasing after you, but I don’t go out much, I don’t really do anything. I’m pretty boring.”
He also got very cute about his love for playing bass and riding motorcycles, so if those are amongst your top interests…it just might be time to shoot your shot, people.
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Although now that I think about it, if our Lonely Boy is looking for a badass partner who can ride well…
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Ummmm remember when Charlize Theron told Entertainment Tonight that she’s ready for someone to “step up”?
Listen, internet: I’m not saying we should make this happen but… let me just say that John Wick and Furiosa would probably have tons to talk about??
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BRB dreaming about the ass-kicking thriller power couple we need and deserve!!
But also…maybe he and Winona could just make their pretty-much-real marriage extra official?
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In summary: let’s get our man set up!!! Who’s got Winona’s number?
