Any gaps in knowledge — name, age, occupation, family, pets, etc. — must be filled by our imagination.
Bynes shared a photo of her left hand with a rock on it Saturday on Instagram, writing, “engaged to tha love of my life.” Later on that day, the former child star posted a photo of herself standing in front of the mystery man, simply writing the word “lover.”
Not that it’s necessarily anybody’s business if the couple doesn’t want to share, but there is something kind of funny in a very famous person announcing that they’re getting married on social media while neglecting to answer the question “to who?” For now, project whatever you want onto this blank slate of a fiance.
Maybe the facial recognition creeps at Clearview AI can do us a solid on this one.
Bynes, 33, is best known for starring on Nickelodeon shows like “All That” and “The Amanda Show” in the late ’90s and early 2000s. In the past decade, she has struggled with mental health and substance abuse issues.
